De-naturing Mother Nature

To un-nature Mother Nature:

• Shower to soften outer shell
• With hammer and chisel remove crust of grime, sunscreen, bug spray, sweat, tree sap, dust, dried Gatorade, etc.
• Shower to rinse remainder away
• Shower again. Shampoo hair three times.
• Shower again.  Just because I can.
• Blow dry hair
• Paint nails
• Put hiking boots in closet
• Spray on perfume and apply make-up
• Put on dress and heels

Enjoy feeling clean and girly for seven minutes.

Take hiking boots out of closet, put on jeans and workshirt, cause it's time to:

• Pick berries
• Pull weeds
• Ride bikes
• Do six loads of laundry
• Repack camping supplies
• Clean out the garage
• Walk to the pond, just to check things out.

   Happy Trails, and remember, there's no place like home...